Dripline Core Hoodie
Description
Dripline Core Hoodie – Simple. Clean. Timeless. (And Ready to Judge Everyone) 🔥
Why overcomplicate things? The Dripline Core Hoodie strips away the noise, leaving nothing but pure, minimalist perfection. No prints. No nonsense. Just you, your hoodie, and the existential dread you’ve mastered hiding under a calm, stylish exterior. Whether you're running errands or running from your responsibilities, this hoodie has your back (literally).
Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Fabric: 90% super-combed cotton and 10% polyester—soft enough to make you forget life’s disappointments for at least a few minutes. 🧵💨
- Heavy-Duty Comfort: 400 GSM of coziness, because if the weight of life is crushing you, your hoodie shouldn’t add to it. 🥵
- Relaxed Fit: Oversized and drop-shoulder, perfect for hiding the fact you haven’t hit the gym in months. 🧑🦱
- Minimalist Design: No logos, no graphics, no need to explain yourself—because you don’t owe anyone anything. ✨
- Durable Quality: Pre-shrunk and bio-washed, because the only thing falling apart in your life should be your plans, not your hoodie. 👕🛁
Fit & Size Guide:
Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) |
---|---|---|
S | 40" | 27" |
M | 42" | 28" |
L | 44" | 29" |
XL | 46" | 31" |
2XL | 48" | 31" |
3XL | 50" | 32" |
Why It’s Legendary (Just Like You):
- Versatile Style: Dress it up, dress it down, or wear it while lying to yourself about being productive. 🧥
- Everyday Comfort: Whether you’re ghosting your ex or just chilling with Netflix, this hoodie has you covered. 😌
- Built to Last: Bio-washed and pre-shrunk so it survives life’s chaos better than you do. 🤯
Care Instructions:
- Wash cold, inside-out: Your hoodie deserves better than the chaos you call laundry. 🧴💦
- Tumble dry low or hang dry: It’s not just a hoodie—it’s a lifestyle. 🌞
- Iron low heat, inside-out: Because your hoodie deserves love too, even if you don’t always. 🌸🔥
Your Everyday Essential:
Life’s hard. Your wardrobe shouldn’t be. The Dripline Core Hoodie is here to remind you that sometimes, simplicity is the boldest move. Wear it like the armor it is, and let the world deal with your unbothered greatness. 🔥
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